Metallica's Reviews

S & M

(Average Rating: 8.46 out of 10)

ha ha ha ha ha

(Rated this album with 2 out of 10)
Reviewed by Floyd's Garage from Pembroke Pines, FL USA

Newbie Metallica fans are hilarious. I mean c'mon they're nothing much more than sheep being lead around by a noose on their neck. They've never even seen a 'Metal up You're a**" T-shirt, let alone worn one. Oh brother.

Well at least Metallica didn't run any of their "Kill'em All" material through the mud on this debauchery. But that's probably only because they've forgotten how to play it. But to hear Master of Puppets, Battery, and For Whom the Bell Tolls played in this fashion is disgraceful. Only Metallisheep would spend their mommy's money on this garbage.

James is obviously trying much to hard to sing like Rob Zombie on this. Guess that was the flavor of the month when they came up with this hair brained scheme. Lars playing is ridiculously off-time, but they did what they could with studio overdubs. I wouldn't be a bit surprised if word came out that Lars did all his drum tracks over in the studio. Even the most die-hard Metallica fan has to admit (and I was a fan up until 1989) that Lars is a drummer of mediocre talent and was ALWAYS a wienie.

Thank goodness Cliff was cremated and released into San Francisco Bay. Other wise the spinning he would have been doing in his grave for the last ten years would have separated California from the rest of the country (hey maybe that's not too bad!).

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