Metallica's Reviews
Metallica (Average Rating: 8.54 out of 10)
Minus One Star (Rated this album with 2 out of 10)
Reviewed by
Yosef
I am appalled. How did this sell so unbelievably well? Ah yes. It's because they abandoned anything resembling a heavy metal 'edge', and embraced generic 4/4 rhythms, combined with putrid mainstream-yearning lyrics, spewed upon by a wah-wah pedal that the 'lead guitarist' doesn't know how to turn off, set against a steady rhythm that...hello....what's this? Ah! The drummer is hitting cymbals on irregular beats! How crazy! He must be the best drummer in the world!!!Oh yeah, and the bass sucks. It's...Yeah. Basically, pick up a bass, grab a pick, and pluck the top (4th) string open, as follows: --0--- And that, my friend, is the TAB for this entire album. Yucky. Best listened to whilst attempting to swat flies, for it encapsulates the essence of the inability to feel comforted at the fact that all things annoying are resting and out of your way.
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