Metallica's Reviews

Master Of Puppets

(Average Rating: 9.62 out of 10)

No.

(Rated this album with 2 out of 10)
Reviewed by Yosef.

I believe that in this day and age, the term 'genius' is being used far too loosely. Since when did this apply to 4 would-be-mechanics, whose main artistic feat thus far is breaking the record for smallest pair of pants squeezed into, and most horse-like haircut? I am appalled. I haven't even touched on the 'music' yet.

The 'music'? Well, if you believe that many painful minutes of buzzsaw guitars combined with a drummer, adding unnecessary fills to satisfy his vanity, combined with the monotonous roar of...a...horse in pain (or so it seems), is genius, well then YOU need to look in the mirror...and ask..

...why... do I look just like my idols?

Nay!

It gets a star for the front cover. One common destiny. Noted.

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