(Rated this album with 2 out of 10) Reviewed by
Michael A. Moir, Jr.
from New York, New York United States
When I first heard Manowar, I thought they were the greatest spoof on heavy metal since Spinal Tap. Then I realized that this was no joke - THESE GUYS WERE ABSOLUTELY SERIOUS. Apparently Joey DiMaio thinks that what the world needs most is a swords-and-sorcery anthem from a bunch of guys who have probably played far too much Dungeons and Dragons. This is "Conan Metal" at its most ridiculous. Funnier than Gwar - but only because they don't realize they're kidding.