Heavenly's Reviews

Coming From The Sky

(Average Rating: 6.80 out of 10)

Something like this must defy the Geneva Convention.

(Rated this album with 2 out of 10)
Reviewed by Lord Chimp from Monkey World

Heavenly is one of the 47 million European power metal bands that write terrible music. That means: pedestrian songwriting, simplistic arrangements, inane lyrics, overproduced drums, and guitar solos that...well, actually, the guitar solos are pretty melodic and decent.

Picking a song highlight is impossible....... I think my favorite, though, is "Carry Your Heart", but not for any of the right reasons. The vocalist's delivery is so hilarious that it always makes me laugh. When he yells, "SPIRIT OF MY LIFE!!" and "CLIMB A MOUNTAIN, TOUCH THE SKY!!" he sounds so ridiculous I'm not sure whether I should cringe or stitch up my sides from the rip-roaring hilarity of it all. A third option comes into play...stop the CD and light it on fire. It's a popular choice, I'm sure.

Anyway, this album is bad and you'd be better off spending your money on a Coke.

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