Blind Guardian's Reviews

A Night at the Opera

(Average Rating: 8.46 out of 10)

AAARRGGGHHH!!!!

(Rated this album with 2 out of 10)
Reviewed by stakker_humanoid from the deadzone, surfing the twilight

Ow! Eek! My ... is SHRINKING! Oh god, please help me! What's wrong? What could be the matter? Wait, I've just figured it out. It's because I'm near something that has anything remotely to do with power metal. Heck, I'd better get back to the Ministry or Skinny Puppy review pages. Aahh... I'm feeling better already.

Do people dare call this drivel "metal"? It sounds like bad eighties pop music! If you have anything resembling a shred of decent taste, you'll vote my review "helpful".

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